To make a flesh eating bovine you need:
500 pounds of Slim Jims.
Evil.
1 pint kitten gravy.
One quart tequila.
The first season of The Fall Guy on tape (not DVD).
Clothes pins, 8.
Mung.
A dash of pretention.
Timecube
Combine all ingredients using science then stand behind, like, some lead or a concrete wall of something and watch your ass cause shit's about to go crazy.
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